Some stuff I just don’t get

“Accident” Children: A lot of parents I know had their children by “accident”. I always ask them, “so did you use a condom?”, “was she on the pill?”, “didn’t you get a vasectomy?”, etc. This is the part I don’t get, they say “No” to every question. Well, if you didn’t use any birth control methods and you fucked a woman, what the hell were you expecting? Are people this stupid that they consider it an “accident” when a woman is pregnant after a man shoots his wad between her legs? This is the equivalent of saying you “accidentally” burned a building down because you deliberately poured gas on a flame. I just don’t get it. I’ve had a condom break in a slut once and pretty much blasted in her. There’s a thing called the morning after pill so there’s just no excuse for “accident children” these days people.

Vitamins and Minerals listed on Nutrition Facts: Sometimes I’ll read the nutrition label of some food to see what essential vitamins and minerals are present. On some food they list all kinds of stuff, from Vitamin A to Z and even stuff like Niacin and Magnesium. It looks like the stuff is packed with nutrition in every bite cause of that huge list…until you read the percentages: Vitamin A 0%, Vitamin C 0%, Vitamin E 0 %, Niacin 0&, Magnesium 0%, etc. If there’s 0% of everything, why the fuck did they even bother listing any of them? Is this some sort of marketing/packaging trick or stupidity for the sake of stupidity? I just don’t get it.

Car Alarms: I don’t get it. Am I the only one that thinks they’re pointless? Is that annoying sound supposed to scare a thief away or just piss off everyone? Whenever I see someone break into a car and that stupid alarm starts, I’m like “hey buddy, can you turn that shit off while you’re at it? thanks”. 99.99% of the time the alarms don’t even go off cause of a thief anyways, it’s usually going off for some bullshit reason like an airplane or other cars driving by it as if the stupid sound fends off airplanes that are already a million miles away and speeding cars that have long passed it. It’s pretty much the boy who cried wolf. When people hear the alarm, they ain’t gonna call the cops to report a carjacking or run to the rescue, they’ll just not give a shit. Anyone with an obnoxious car alarm deserves to get their car broken into/jacked/etc for being such an asshole. How stupid are you to think that a sound will protect your car? If anything, a car with an alarm is just asking to get fucked with. That reminds me, I knew a guy that broke into a safe just cause he wanted the safe. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone, somewhere, broke into a car just to steal its alarm system. It takes an asshole to want what another asshole has.

- I don't get it, there are bags of Tostitos that say "Restaurant style" and restaurants that pride themselves in "homecooking". I have never tasted a tortilla chip at a restaurant that tasted like Tostitos Restaurant Style and vice versa. What exactly is so "Restaurant" tasting about something you buy in the grocery? And with these "homecooking" restaurants, why would anyone go out if they wanted food they could easily have if they stayed home? Plus most of these so-called homecooked meals only taste like homecooking if you had a chef in your house....I just don't get what these advertising terms are suppose to stand for. How the fuck can there be an objective characteristic that defines a "restaurant style" or "homecooking" taste?