Jewelry: It doesn't keep you warm in the winter or cold in the summer, they cost a fortune (especially diamonds, which in reality is a worthless rock), and you're just asking for trouble when you wear them in front of certain people, so why the hell wear them? Just for fashion? I don't get women that think jewelry makes them look better. The only thing a woman can wear to make her look better is NOTHING. Women, the less you wear, the better you look, you don't need jewelry.
I can't think of a time in my life when I've ever worn jewelry. Maybe a Ring Pop when I was a kid is the closest thing, but other than that, my idea of fashion is a Slayer shirt and any jeans with no piss stains on it. If, for some weird reason, I find myself married, I wouldn't even wear my wedding ring. I'd probably just make a keychain out of the thing. I hate wearing things on my hand; I don't even wear a wristwatch.
Funerals: Why spend all that money on getting buried? I'd rather have spent all that money on getting killed from excessive sex and alcohol then on my stupid burial. The whole funeral thing is a complete waste of time and money for everyone. When I die, just throw me in a wood chipper or let science fuck with my body. Anything that doesn't involve spending ridiculous amounts of money to bury me near a bunch of other dead fuckers would be better. And another thing, "luxury caskets"? Seriously, they exist. What the hell difference does it make what kind of casket you're in? Is a really shitty casket gonna kill you?
Softcore Porn: Why bother? It's stupid that we need to differentiate between "Hardcore" and "Softcore" porn. The only distinction that needs to be made is it's "Porn" or it's "Bullshit".
Retard education: We as a society waste too much on retard education. Lets face it, they're hopeless. Society invests so much money into retards in hopes that they can be "rehabilitated" and conform to the status-quo way of life, which consists of being a god-fearing, taxpaying, citizen struggling to survive in a rat race doomed to hell. If they have learning disabilities, teaching them is the last thing we need to do to them! Just look at the term; "learning disability", they lack the ability to learn by definition. It's like teaching swimming lessons to someone totally paralyzed below the neck.
Air Jordans for a cripple: I know a kid that can't walk for life. He wears Air Jordans and owns more than one pair. I've been wearing the same pair of crappy shoes for years and this cripple has numerous pairs of $200 shoes that don't even touch the ground???!
Report Drunk Drivers sign: There's a sign that says "Report Drunk Drivers". So you mean someone is allowed to be a shitty driver, as long as alcohol is not responsible? What is the point of specifying that only drunk drivers should be reported? Shouldn't we report ANY bad driving? How the hell is someone able to determine if someone's shitty driving is from alcohol anyways? They could just be old, Asian, and/or female (yep, I just couldn't resist a racist, sexist, age discrimination joke). If that's the case, can we still report them?
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