Whatever happened to natural selection?

So there’s some skate park I heard my little brother and his skater friends bitching about cause they’re not allowed to skate there unless they have a helmet. I support these skaters that want to skate without a helmet, not cause I’m some fellow skateboard rebel, but because I am a firm supporter of natural selection. For billions of years, it used to be that if a life form sucked or was stupid, it would simply die off for their and the universe’s own good. Fast-forward to our modern society and natural selection is simply no more. The government has to interfere with too many aspects of everyone’s insignificant lives. A lot of people that should be dead, still alive, not because they’re bright enough to figure out how to survive but because the government is stupid enough to protect them. If a skater is too stupid to protect his head, maybe it's cause there's nothing in it to begin with. Let him die off from a head injury if that's the consequence his choice warrants. This leads me to another thing. Seat belts. Why the hell should someone get punished for not wearing a safety belt? If anything, we should be thanking these drivers for endangering their own lives, thus decreasing the driver population in the world. I figure, the less drivers we have, the more parking we get. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, parking is our society’s most frustrating problem. It’s like the toppings on a Pizza Hut pizza. THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH DAMNIT!

How hard is it to put on a fucking belt anyways, if you’re too stupid to figure out you need to put one on to increase your chances of survival and you need the law to force your dumbass to use one, you shouldn’t even be fit to breathe, let alone be driving a car. That reminds me, now I see cigarette boxes that say SMOKING KILLS. I’m gonna assume again the government was behind this. Are there really people that dimwitted that they need the government to state the common sense (or at least SHOULD be common sense by now) that smoking kills? Whoa, “SMOKING KILLS”? No shit? What other breaking news is there, “WATER WET”? Do we need another Ted Bundy or Columbine to compensate for all the stupid lives saved from the lack of natural selection in our retard society?

Oh sure, you could argue that seat belt and helmet laws are really for everyone’s benefit since there’s a chance that us taxpayers would be picking up the tab for the medical costs of a skater with a cracked skull or driver with a face smashed on his steering wheel, thus prevention through enforcing rules is the greater good for all. Well again, natural selection should be taking place. Let them die off if they have to burden taxpayers. It’s their own asses that got them in that mess, should be their own asses that gets them out of it as well, not my money. Taxes shouldn’t be used to interfere with natural selection.